He’s sopping wet. He’s pathetic. His dick game is terrible. He looks bad. He cries at the slightest provocation. Hes trembling in fear. He’s unreliable. His personality is sad, just sad. I didn’t say a name but he popped into your head, didn’t he? ☺️
I’ve effectively nerfed myself from ever becoming popular on tumblr because my url is an obscure lego character, and thank god for that
what, you mean you tumblypoos haven’t heard of heckin TIPPY DOORMAN? sit down children because i’m gonna learn you a thing
tippy is only the most sexiest little cinnamon roll in the entire lego franchise. he is a doorman (professional door opener for you plebs!) so you KNOW he’s always putting ladies first on his dates 😜. but you also have to WATCH OUT! because this cinnamon roll is actually…
a SINNAMON ROLL MASTER CRIMINAL who can outsmart even the cleverest police officer. And he’ll remain so prim and proper while doing it to! he’s like benedict cumberbatch if he were playing moriarty instead of sherlock. TOTAL FANGASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you literally can’t get any hotter than this. so remember your door manners children, and you might get a chance at this HUNK of a doorman
Video games are simultaneously the best medium for morally complex narratives because it’s harder for the player to distance themselves from the situation and come to a smug outsider’s conclusion than it would be with other mediums but also the worst option because most gamers are fucking idiots.
Everything changes while everything stays exactly the same
me at a museum- (gazing at a random item of mundane life) what was the name of the person who made you? what songs did they sing? what jokes did they tell? what was their favorite food? did they ever marry their sweetheart? who remembered them when they died?
@gayofficial immediately thought of you. Wanna cry over humans together?
